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It's ridiculous but funny how for the last 25 years of my life (along with many of you closet readers) I have followed closely what was exhibited on the bus, at home, on television or in Chinatown.


Be careful when you see someone with a sore eye.

Ah Ma: "Aiyoh, don't look! don't look! If you look at his sore eyes, you'll also get sore eyes! That tee-ghor-pek, must be look at other people bathing....or-bee!"

According to the statement above, we would assume that looking into the eyes of someone with sore-eyes, would eventually bring you into the same situation, or the like. Means, if you look through your super battery powered binoculars and spot someone with sore-eyes, look long enough and you will also be automatically diagnosed with the same eye.


Truth is: It's contagious...the virus can be spread through contact. Say this person rubbed his eye on a piece of cloth. Thereafter, you so innocently used the same cloth to wipe your face. Voila! There you go...sore eyes.


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